bert and ernie

Bert and Ernie have been watched in the West by kids for decades. Their close friendship has sparked all sorts of fantasies and speculation :).

Will we ever know?

love my city

I love my city. So many progressive signs everywhere, like this homo-erotic silly poster.

cooking with cum

Yes, it really does exist lol...

 

I think that many of us have experimented with swallowing or spitting... but putting it in the food, wow, I guess that takes a new level of open-mindedness. I have to say that I would try the food :). Maybe juices from certain sources would be more $$$? more enjoyment? more flavor?

stormtroopers

from scottblog

Sitting at the kitchen table, part nude, masked as stormtroopers. Fun!

threesome lady

I was helping her shower, hot water splashing onto my clothes. Not some kinky scenario, just a day at work helping an elderly lady in one of my job descriptions.

Out of the blue she asked me, "Do you have a girlfriend?"

"No," I said, not giving much information.

"What?!" She turned her head to look at me. "What do you mean you don't have a girlfriend?"

"Well, I don't have a girlfriend, but I do have a partner. Now she seemed really puzzled. "My partner's a guy." She kept scrubbing the shampoo off her gray hair, looking up past the faucet. "People do that nowadays you know," I chuckled.

She chuckled and kept rinsing herself. Thinking. A couple of minutes passed.

Then out of the blue, "Have you ever had a threesome?"

Feeling adventuresome, I responded, "Yes."

"Was it with two guys or two women?" she ventured matter of factly.

"That's kinda personal, you know," came my response. So she lathered up with her dove soap some more. I had to help her keep her balance due to a handful of medical conditions.

Almost to herself she started in. "Back in the day I had a threesome. One day my husband came home with a hair up his ass. He asked if he could bring another person home for us. Well he brought home another guy, and it was the best fucking sex I ever had. All I can remember was screaming in ecstasy in the middle of them. We did it one more time after that."

Wow, how do you respond to that, other than with a big smile?

It's funny to me how varied an experience I can get from coming out to someone. It's not something I seek out, but which I don't make any effort to hide either. I'm particularly amused by straight women who all of a sudden feel like they can share their most hard-core sexual secrets with me. The above was a particularly random and amusing situation.

donald duck orgasm

This sound clip brings a smile to my face every time.
Hear donald duck's orgasm here: http://youtu.be/KAsrhd6ujEw

mormon missionary positions

OMG! I couldn't stop laughing, especially since I grew up mormon. Here are some great pictures I found on Scottblog:

There is something incredibly hot about the forbidden-ness of this whole thing :). See more images from the original source here: http://mormonmissionarypositions.com/

catching crabs on the beach

A new friend, let's call him Sexy Abs Uncut Party Planner, invited me to go to a nude beach with his partner and a friend of theirs. We found some crab shells along the way and thought this might make a funny picture with a silly caption. I unfortunately forgot my camera, so we only took a couple with phones.

Two of us kayaked out to the area, myself and his partner Beautiful Ass Conversational Guy. Great to be out on the water and summer sun. Once on shore we set up an umbrella, also with Slender Conductor Quiet Cutie. We enjoyed chatting and laying out on a couple sheets together. Couldn't have asked for a better experience with such sweet guys. Looking forward to many more.

silly

Hiking yesterday...
and ran across a sign that sparked a photo opportunity...